EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

On Monday we came dangerously close to being hit with an asteroid. Do you guys realize that if this asteroid, or another like it, were to hit the earth then we would all be dead. Scientists are in complete agreement that we may only have 10 years left. It is imperative that we get in on the Kyoto thing, that we all change our lightbulbs more often, quit driving cars, stop using deodorant, cease all eating of meat, keep abortion legal, eliminate school choice, raise taxes, pull out of Iraq, legalize same-sex marriages, and above all get the evil Republicans out of office.

Thank You.